10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.