10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.