10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.