10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes