10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.