10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.