10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth