10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels