10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003