10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant