10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.