10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The all-in play works everytime but once.