10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."