10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.