10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon