10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---