10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!