10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks