10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event