10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson