10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from