10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"