10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson