10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson