10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek