10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier