10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• It's Free To Fold...
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.