10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.