10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.