10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones