10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet