10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow