10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.