10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• It's Free To Fold...
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "No river, no fish."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.