10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.