10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.