10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?