10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.