10 Random Poker Quotes

women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.