10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977