10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Welcome to kicker school