10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss