10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Never educate a stupid poker player.