10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS