10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers