10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• It's Free To Fold...
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.