10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is for loners.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)