10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"