10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."