10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.